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I just got my new iPod nano. It’s shinier and more purple than my old one. Now I just need to add a bunch of Britney to it and all’ll be well.
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19 Jun 2013
The only thing distinguishing “rappers” from “rapers” is a little “p.”
19 Jun 2013
With the recent advent of modern portable chronometers, allowing people in even the most rural parts of Belgium to tell the time accurately – often within fractions of a nautical bell – can we please shut down the churches now? Or at least make them stop touting their fricking bells every hour, especially when decent people and – more importantly – I sleep?
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