Must be a church, what with all the festive lights and so, I mean.

On My Mind…

• 25 May 2013

  Cleaning up, I found 3 pink iPhone covers, 2 customer discount cards, 2 forgotten credit cards, 2 boxes of tea, an iPad, and a pack of cat food for some reason.

• 25 May 2013

  My, my, my. If that’s not an iPad, I’m not awesome and godlike. I just found an old iPad in a sedimentary layer below half a year worth of unopened letters.