New Britney Loot

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Just received another box of Britney loot.  This was a big one (and I recently received another shipment and got some on-tour merchandise as well), so I have enough Britney merchandise for at least the rest of this week.

First off, a¹⁾ beach sets, comprising an orange Femme Fatale towel and a drinking bottle:

It’s orange so you know it’s very Dutch.

Next up a²⁾ Femme Fatale spa experience kit.  It contains two boxes of a load of stuff I’ll probably never use.  Plus vanilla scented candles which smell nice:

Also, a pair³⁾ of Femme Fatale boxers.  A bit of a weird thing to put on boxers, but let’s not get carried away…

Also some⁴⁾ Baby One More Time wife-beaters for your wife-beating enjoyment.  They even come factory-torn, so let’s move the couch to the porch!

Also, I got some belts⁵⁾.  They were actually from an earlier shipment, but that doesn’t make them less pretty:

Finally, a bunch of assorted tees; 3⁶⁾ (the ones to the left) from the concert in Herning and 2 from a previous shipment⁷⁾.

A bit of mathmatication now shows that my 3 major expenses in 2011 have been: 1) Britney concerts and merchandise, 2) Rent, 3) Beer.

1. Four. [↩]
2. Two. [↩]
3. Seventeen. [↩]
4. Eight. [↩]
5. Just the two shown here. [↩]
6. Really, two of each. [↩]
7. Well, six of the top-right one and 8 of the bottom-right one. [↩]

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