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On State-sponsored Art

In this post I am in no way trying to define art – whenever I write art, you’re welcome to read almost anything you want, be it music, paintings, crap in a can, soccer matches, movies or something completely else. It’s no secret, I’m [...]

What the Fucking Fuck?

Apparently Facebook hates me, and doesn’t want me to join groups.  Maybe it’s just saying, I should clean up in the dozens of stupid groups, I’ve never bothered to clean up.  In any case, this error message is just plain stupid:

Kniver det med forståelsen…

Nu bliver folk så faktisk dømt efter loven. Alle må selvfølgelig være tilfredse med det. Bortset fra, nu er alle de, der før var imod knive i nattelivet, pludselig er en slags for. … Desuden udlægger aviserne loven som om, der er en obligatorisk minimumsstraf på 7 dage i fængsel. Meget få er faktisk klar over, det ikke er sandt. Lad os starte med selve loven: …

Selv er jeg imod loven. Ikke så meget på grund af dens indhold, som ikke siger mig en skid, da jeg ikke bruger knive, og da slet ikke i nattelivet. Mere på grund af, den indskrænker den personlige frihed, men det er jo det, politikere er bedst til.

Yuck!

Root crop chips Mix. Parsnips, beetroots, and potatoes.” The abomination is produced in southern Sweden.

Let me tell you a small story that hopefully can give you and idea of how truly despicable the taste of the beetroot chips is. Imagine you go to the doctor because you feel nauseous. You think it’s just a cold, but to be really sure you don’t have the Mexican Pest (aka. the pig flu), you decide to get checked up. When the doctor comes to tell you the result of your test, you jokingly ask if you have the Mexican Flu…

Wait, huh…?

This morning, we could read in the papers that Helle Thorning, the threat to decency and second in command of the red faction in Denmark (next only to foreman Villy), was happy that the red-green chamber of horrors had won the election in [...]