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		<title>On State-sponsored Art</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Ramblings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 1375 words. Reading it will take approximately 7 minutes.In this post I am in no way trying to define art – whenever I write art, you&#8217;re welcome to read almost anything you want, be it music, paintings, crap in a can, soccer matches, movies or something completely else. It&#8217;s no secret, I&#8217;m [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>What the Fucking Fuck?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[And a giant "fuck you" from the world to you]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 47 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.Apparently Facebook hates me, and doesn&#8217;t want me to join groups.  Maybe it&#8217;s just saying, I should clean up in the dozens of stupid groups, I&#8217;ve never bothered to clean up.  In any case, this error message is just plain stupid: Rating: 0.0/5 [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Kniver det med forståelsen…</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Ramblings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Danish]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For omkring halvandet år siden, var der en del knivstikkerier i diverse danske byer.  Det fik folk op af stolene; der var bombastiske avisartikler med lækre overskrifter i store bogstaver samt dejlige blodige billeder, så en døende branche kunne få kunstigt åndedræt og sælge nogle aviser, der appelerede til den laveste fællesnævner.

Nu bliver folk så faktisk dømt efter loven.  Alle må selvfølgelig være tilfredse med det.  Bortset fra, nu er alle de, der før var imod knive i nattelivet, pludselig er en slags for. … Desuden udlægger aviserne loven som om, der er en obligatorisk minimumsstraf på 7 dage i fængsel.  Meget få er faktisk klar over, det ikke er sandt.  Lad os starte med selve loven: …

Selv er jeg imod loven.  Ikke så meget på grund af dens indhold, som ikke siger mig en skid, da jeg ikke bruger knive, og da slet ikke i nattelivet.  Mere på grund af, den indskrænker den personlige frihed, men det er jo det, politikere er bedst til.<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Yuck!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While shopping for the Friday bar, we stumbled upon this abonimation. The text reads "Principe! Chosen with care. Root crop chips Mix. Parsnips, beetroots, and potatoes." The abomination is produced in southern Sweden.

Let me tell you a small story that hopefully can give you and idea of how truly despicable the taste of the beetroot chips is. Imagine you go to the doctor because you feel nauseous. You think it's just a cold, but to be really sure you don't have the Mexican Pest (aka. the pig flu), you decide to get checked up. When the doctor comes to tell you the result of your test, you jokingly ask if you have the Mexican Flu…<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Wait, huh…?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 111 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.This morning, we could read in the papers that Helle Thorning, the threat to decency and second in command of the red faction in Denmark (next only to foreman Villy), was happy that the red-green chamber of horrors had won the election in [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>On a Scale from 1 to Stupid…</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some times you read the news and it's just instant facepalm.  I felt like this reading this article.

The article is about the fact that iraqi police demands $750 a pop to release three people.  A group called the Mentally Disabled Idiots (actually they are called Church Asylum, but that does not make any sense, as there is no such thing, so my name is better).
…
Okay, give me a B, give me an L, give me the rest of the letters in blackmail…
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