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The Burning Cottage: An Approach to Solving the Mash/Meat-Equilibrium

This solves the so-called mash/meat-equilibrium, which is a variant of the Nash equilibrium, just more delicious. The mash/meat-equilibrium states that

The mash should at all times by covered by meat on all sides in order to achieve a global optimum of the deliciousness.

Bread

Ok, really it’s just bread-shaped dough. With colorful sprinkles on it and LFP in it.

Salad

Stew

Somebody mixed up the words roux and rouge while trying to thicken this stew… That, or I decided to add a metric shitton of red food coloring to amuse myself.

Fusion Cooking

It’s not salmon wrapped in bacon. It’s a saumon au lard fusion.