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		<title>Why I Shouldn’t be Allowed Internet Access</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 232 words. Reading it will take approximately 1 minute.I just put in a bid for an aircraft carrier.  It&#8217;s been a dream for long shared among Jonas and I to be the owners of an aircraft carrier.  We even applied for a loan to get one (with the great argument that once [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=1.0" /></div><div>Rating: 1.0/<strong>5</strong> (1 vote cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Progress</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 06:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 198 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.In celebration of the horrid comics I put up, I&#8217;ve dug thru my folders, and found some even worse ones.  They are not funny, but they contain puns, the most high-brow kind of humor only second to jokes about poop. I thought it [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Spot the Fatty</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 123 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.Certain circles have named today &#8220;Bad humor day&#8221;.  In recognition of this, I have published my very funny (not funny) Petri net jokes, but thought I&#8217;d make a more firm statement by reposting some bad (very bad) cartoons I made for Mads Føk [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Petri Net Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 18:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 128 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.You know how some times you get an idea and, while knowing it is a bad idea, you still go with it?  Yeah, taking these bad (very bad) Petri net jokes made it off Twitter and onto my blog.  I may have surpassed [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Sooooo Cute&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 38 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.This morning iTunes suggested I acquired B&#8217;s Circus: It&#8217;s so cute, yet horribly incompetent.  Like a socialist actually believing in the ideology.  For the uninitiated: I have like 4 copies of that CD already. Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Road Amusement Park</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 52 words. Reading it will take less than one minute. Somebody decided to place an amusement park in the middle of one of the busiest roads in Eindhoven if not the most busy road. Makes perfect sense. Also, it cuts down in the time to walk to work, as I don&#8217;t have [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>B Tomfoolery</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 20:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 21 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.I&#8217;ve amused myself with a couple Troels-worthy B stupidities: Haw-de-har-har. Wasn&#8217;t that ever so funny? (No.) Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Things-that-break&#8217;R&#039;us</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 60 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.The Friday bar got this catalog from Witre, aka Things-that-break&#8217;R'us.  We once bought a trolley from them, and it broke 3 times before we gave up getting anything that works form them. Also, I may have manipulated the picture slightly. Edit: Somebody requested [...]<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Easily Amused</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 17 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.Heh – I&#8217;m easily amused. I just received the below from WorldOfBritney&#8217;s Twitter: Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Britney&#8217;s Twitter Account Hacked</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has 15 words. Reading it will take less than one minute.Britney&#8217;s Twitter account was hacked last night. This was quite hilarious: Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)<br /><div><img src="http://westergaard.eu/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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