Finally picked up a barbecue. Immediately assembled it and set stuff on fire. Right next to our cardboard collection.
During the following dinner, Dirk observed that some Dutch meat is so bland, it actually has negative taste. This was brought up by the fact that some spids with pork on them didn’t taste like anything, despite being soiled in spices. As the total taste was zero and spices have positive taste, the taste of the meat must be negative. QED.
