New Britney Loot
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Just received another box of Britney loot. This was a big one (and I recently received another shipment and got some on-tour merchandise as well), so I have enough Britney merchandise for at least the rest of this week.
First off, a1) beach sets, comprising an orange Femme Fatale towel and a drinking bottle:
It’s orange so you know it’s very Dutch.
Next up a2) Femme Fatale spa experience kit. It contains two boxes of a load of stuff I’ll probably never use. Plus vanilla scented candles which smell nice:
Also, a pair3) of Femme Fatale boxers. A bit of a weird thing to put on boxers, but let’s not get carried away…
Also some4) Baby One More Time wife-beaters for your wife-beating enjoyment. They even come factory-torn, so let’s move the couch to the porch!
Also, I got some belts5). They were actually from an earlier shipment, but that doesn’t make them less pretty:
Finally, a bunch of assorted tees; 36) (the ones to the left) from the concert in Herning and 2 from a previous shipment7).
A bit of mathmatication now shows that my 3 major expenses in 2011 have been: 1) Britney concerts and merchandise, 2) Rent, 3) Beer.
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