Now, can I space out a shower till the pre-drinks drinks, or do I make a pre-pre-drinks drinks drink…? Or I could combine… draught beer does work in the shower. #SomethingToThinkAbout
After the delightful reports on burglaries during Britmas, I’m now looking forward to exciting reports about eye injuries, not to mention the exhilarating guides to losing weight.
I’ve been staying clear of Alibaba for the longest of time, but last week I needed some cheap doodads and succumbed. The Chinese crow-like affection for shiny aligns perfectly with my ditto, and I’ve now ordered 4 iPhone cases in various degrees of shininess. Fun fact: most shiny phone cases are targeted towards Samsung phones it seems.
1 Sep 2016
So, I bought the latest issue of Marie Claire. Largely for Britney reasons, but I must admit I do enjoy guessing what the advertisements are for. First is probably bracelets of sorts. Rings. Wearing bowls on your head. More bowls on head but it says the name of my deodorant. Biker gangs are cool and you should totes join one. Yelling Italian men offering Kinder Milchsnittes. Walking on water with trees. Some emotional shit or whatever the same thing is named today – sparkling vampires maybe. Flowers. Flowers […]
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