Funny fact – well it presently it slightly amuses me: you get around a britnillion more comments about your wardrobe at 3 at night compared to at noon. […]
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Isn’t it fun how eating and drinking in public is socially acceptable, whereas pissing and shitting aren’t? All are basic natural needs… This insight brought to you by Michael having a couple pre-dinner drinks. […]
The sky is melting, god is pissing on us, or it’s raining. Take your pick. […]
How vain can you get? I’m no longer just color-coordinating, I’m even thinking which shoes go with what. Then again, I opted for a kilt because my Britney boxes were upstairs, […]
Who wants to join for Viva Forever (the Spice Girls musical)? It’s in London, so super-cheap from Ehv. […]
Breakfast or crunches… Life is full of difficult decisions… […]