PopePoll Posted on February 12, 2013 (May 18, 2018) by Michael Why did the pope quit? Being German, he got caught lifting his PhD thesis off the internet He found another opening (in a choir boy's anus) He didn't; due to the crisis God is laying off people Disney wanted him back as the emperor for the new Star Wars trilogy I'm boring and believe the official explanation View Results Loading ... MichaelTime person of the year 2006, Nobel Peace Prize winner 2012. westergaard.eu/