I would totally do this 😉 http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2901
Also related: http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20060127/
As is, of course: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor
(Don’t hate vegetarians, just like bacon 😉 ) http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2901