Somebody remind me when PhD comics were still vaguely amusing and not just “haw-de-haw, wouldn’t it be funny if college life was really like this” and “aw me and my first-world, white rich-kid problems”? http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1586
When I was a student, this flow chart went: graduation -> free beer. Link to Piled Higher and Deeper http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1586