Hmm… A flight to Las Vegas, Nevada to see Britney Spears is just €2600… €2k less if you wanna do it on monkey-class. If I time it right, I can make 4 shows at €45 a pop in a week (or, more plausible, €375+ for the special tickets).
I think 2014 is going to be expensive.
Time person of the year 2006, Nobel Peace Prize winner 2012.