I broke the gear cable on my bike yesterday, so I had to take a taxi to work. Turns out that if you use “Hermes,” you get a slow-ass taxi with other people in it. I feel dirty now, and not in a good way. Prolly gonna call Ciba for the way back. […]
Category: Status Updates
I’m as hungover as Hitler on a stick. Don’t know exactly what that means, but I just strongly feel that the expression “Hitler on a stick” is one that needs to be spread and used. […]
Spending 1.5 hours looking for bugs in my code because the test data was formatted in a weird way: my morning. […]
Anybody knows where you can get themes for Windows Areo? I’m tired of Mattel-OS, and want to make it look like Windows 3.0 or OS/2 WPS 2.1 (maybe 3). Alternatively something fancy like TWM. I need Aero, otherwise my sucky Mission Control knockoff won’t work. […]
I may no be the biggest theological genius (hogwash – of course I am), but I deduced the following theological fact: one of the biggest signs god hates you is that you are religious. Non-religious people are far less likely to believe in god, and how could a non-existent entity hate you? Therefore, become an […]
Ooh, I know what’s gonna be more fun than looking for tax papers: I’ll go sort out my t-shirts to make room for the shipment next week! Fun quiz: how many Britney Spears shirts do I have (counting wife beaters), and how many different shirts do I have? Bonus points: how many did I never […]