Already got around to unpack my 2010 britmas present from TU/e.
Now I sort of regret that – these plates were not just beat with the ugly stick. They were born at the top of the ugly tree and hit every single ugly branch falling down, only to hit the ugly trampoline and get propelled back up and repeat the entire process ad infinitum like some unholy ugly perpetual motion machine, breaking all laws of physics producing ugly out of nothing.
These plates are to pretty what Xtina is to art, the Путин to world peace, the tofu of meat, the alcohol free beers of this world. They are quite literally worse than genocide, an abomination which will be the reason the space aliens say “fuck it” and disintegrate this part of the Milky Way to prevent humans from spreading throughout the galaxy and universe.
What I am saying is, they don’t really conform to my taste.
