Location: outside a hospital in Poland. Situation: an ambulance pulls up and a guy runs in with what looks like a cooling box.

There can be only one explanation for this: an important operation is taking place and the surgeon in charge is crashing! He is getting sober and the guy pulling up is bringing him cold ones from the closest 7-11. And the operation is a game of beer pong.

I should have been a m̶i̶s̶anthropologist.