Today has been super-productive! First a meeting, then a good game of Microsoft Visio to make an updated architecture drawing, followed by an exciting tournament of Microsoft Word to fill in a personal development plan, and a challenging wrestle with Internet Explorer to register hours for this week. All interleaved with exciting jolts of Outlook and Exchange to satisfy that inert craving for self-flagellation. Now, I just feel like shooting myself in the face with spaghetti or something equally well-suited to the task at hand.