Ebola comes from Africa. Birds come from Spain. Sinterklaas arrived Saturday with his zwarte pieten. Sunday the largest outbreak of what non-experts dub “the most dangerous outbreak of super bird Ebola” is discovered in the Netherlands, just days after Kim Kardashian’s butt picture. Coincidence? The outbreak happened in November. JFK was assassinated in November. Need […]
Category: Status Updates
A Blitzkrieg of Buzzkills
This amuses me than it probably should. In related news, I didn’t accidentally wake up all changed and politically correct. http://ift.tt/1wQ4TsK […]
As I was cooking dinner (I should probably stop spending over an hour cooking dinner when I get home at 20.30 and need to get up at 6…), I realized that the oven dishes I got for my birthday are baby blue (more beau blue, really) and purple, and wondered if that is a coincidence… […]
New Britney’s song coming this Spring!
First a new S Club 7 tour and now new music from Britney Spears. Today is a veritable music Nirvana. http://ift.tt/1t3tHeJ […]
Heard some of the surprises planned for Wednesday and I’m sure it’s gonna be fun! Also, Guinness. http://ift.tt/1AixG0z […]
Health tip: don’t lick dead birds. It’s the only way to avoid #BirdEbola! […]