Dear online brain trust (distrust?), today I had an obscure experience, which I hope you can help me solve (dissolve?). Today I cleaned the living room. I know, I know, that alone warrants a status update and perhaps a long emotional tour-de-force on my LiveJournal, but that is not what is front and center here today. My question is, after cleaning the living room AND kitchen, the water still wasn’t the most perfect opaque black, as it is supposed to. Did I do anything wrong or did Surrey NanoSystems just steal all the black in the world? Looking forward to your answer, KTHXBAI.