That’s got to be the hardest exam since 2007 when I got my degree! I spent so much time trying to prepare, but simply couldn’t be bothered beyond taking a trial exam the night before while eating dinner.

The exam was really hard because I ran out of tea halfway thru, and proper procedure for refills hadn’t been established so I decided to call it quits as soon as I was out of liquid nectar. My exam is officially over in 15 minutes or so.

In other words, I think I’m now Oracle Java Certified Associate Programmer PlusWord 2000 or some subset, superset and/or permutation thereof. It’s all very meaningful.

Oh wait I did actually go to another exam since my PhD defense, my Dutch exam. but I guess this still ranks in top 2!