Theory: Alternativet Googled “insane Russian shenanigans”

Theory: Danish political party (party as in chugging beers not as in political organization) Alternativet, couldn’t be bothered making their own politics, and instead just Googled “insane Russian shenanigans.”

Proof 1: local currency; Russian potato-backed madness-money. Alternativets crazy-currency.

Proof 2: short working-week; Russian 4-day working week. Alternativets bad-science backed 30-hours working week (which is backed on such brilliant claims as “Belgium and Netherlands have a 30-hour working week without causing any damage to the economy,” which is not true – a working-week is a regular 40 hours with somebody working less than 100% time). Russia also more recently suggested a much more sexist version of the same.

Proof 3: Can anybody tell the difference between these two? Anybody? One of them is Russian political genius Vladimir Zhirinovsky from not-at-all bonkers party ЛДПР, whereas the other is Danish comedian Jakob Haugaard politician Uffe Elbæk.

Uffe Elbæk, Radikale Venstre, Kulturminister.
Uffe Elbæk, Radikale Venstre, Kulturminister.

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