Just went to the toilet, and what do you know? A little pea fell out of my pants. Must have gotten in there from the salad I had earlier. […]
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The beauty is that this works for arguing for both sides: 1) What would have been of the US if the indians didn’t take pilgrims in? Therefore we need to help all the refugees. 2) Look at what happened to the indians when they welcomed their own doom. Therefore we need to reject all the […]
The most positive thing about the recent surge in terror is that hopefully in a week or two the media will tire of covering it and go back to real news like Trump’s hair or Kardashian’s ass. Then all the EMO terrorists hungering for attention will stop hurting people. I would like to suggest that […]
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Cats vs kids! As the Avenue Q (or WoW as more probably know it) song goes: the Internet is for cats. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153257201613947 […]
Expectation management: the lady making the pre-check before moving out of the old place remarking that the garden was nice and well-maintained. […]
Getting up at 6, doing a quick wall repair around a replaced light switch and painting around another before hitting the shower. – signs you’ve become a house owner […]