My front garden is now much like the American Republican primaries: 100% less bush, infinitely more trump. Also, I could conceivably hide a good half dozen dead bodies in there. […]
Category: Status Updates
Gardening
There. 50% less dumb bushes and flower-beds that might require weeding or poisoning, and 60% more lawn. Next up: the front. […]
I’m easily amused. […]
I was doing some refactoring of my garden this afternoon to make it more maintainable, so if you enjoy rain that’s probably the reason. While I was pondering where to get dynamite to get rid of the bushes (I guess the easier way to get explosives is just south of the border), I was contemplating […]
I just cleaned up a group mailbox at work. I did this by meticulously filing each individual mail in its proper archival folder. Turns out, they all fit in the newly created folder “old stuff.” #lifehack #inboxzero […]
Democracy: 61.2% of 32.2% of 3.3% can block a proposal they don’t care about out of spite, because they are annoyed about some else entirely. That’s 0.7% against, so I wonder which fraction of those dolts also did the whole “we are the 99%” thing. Now dictatorship under my iron fist doesn’t sound so bad, […]