I think the next version of Eclipse should be named Kenny. That way, I could exclaim “OMG they killed Kenny!” every ten minutes when it crashes or locks up, and it would be hilarious to people growing up in the 1990s. Or Jesus and the 30s. […]

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Illuminati Using Britney Spears To Turn Your Daughters Into Prostitutes, Says Reasonable Human

The Google news feeds in Feedly are super-eat! How else would I be offered such great articles? http://wonkette.com/602123/illuminati-using-britney-spears-to-turn-your-daughters-into-prostitutes-says-reasonable-human […]

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Theory: T.S. Eliot used his dumb middle name initial to prevent his name being “toilet” spelled backwards. Joke’s on him, though; his name is still an anagram of “toilets.” Dude should have stuck to writing limericks. […]

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Why is it again we pretend that the release of Britney Spears: American Dream is an amazing piece of news? I can imagine why American media does, but European media? Whatevs, go back to bickering about fake set list for the BBMA. […]

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