Archive for June, 2016

Britxit? Britnexit? We need to somehow cash in on the current “suffix everything with exit” craze and the massive Britney Spears fandom. Better suggestions for a good portmanteau? What should the concept mean? A monetization plan will also be useful. Perhaps a tie-in […]

By status June 30, 2016 0 Comments Read More →

I thought my days of submitting to conferences were done, but I guess not. It’s roughly a britnillion times easier to submit stuff to industrial conferences; you don’t even need to bother writing an actual paper.

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“The user admin/admin is configured. You probably don’t need to update the password; nobody is going to guess the default admin password in a production environment.” Sarcasm in documentation. Will people get it? Should I be writing documentation after 4 hours of sleep?

By status June 29, 2016 0 Comments Read More →

I hope that the one good thing to come out of the Brexit is the media becoming as enamored with it as they are with everything -gate. We can go beyond Frexit, Nexit, and Texit. We can even go beyond the obvious Exitgate […]

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Jamie Lynn Spears Reveals Awkward Place She Found Out She Was Pregnant & Talks Growing Up In…

Shocking news about where Brit’s baby sis found out she was preggers at 16. Unless, of course, you’ve ever listened to the lyrics of her song Shotgun Wedding where she literally says so. Wasn’t nothing but a Friday night He told me he […]

By status June 28, 2016 0 Comments Read More →

Breaking: Nigel Farage has been crowned prime minister of the Untied Kingdom; announces first order of business is to use the £350M they save on weekly EU membership fees to print passive-aggressive flyers saying “fuck you” in all EU languages and dump them […]

By status June 27, 2016 0 Comments Read More →