I hope that the one good thing to come out of the Brexit is the media becoming as enamored with it as they are with everything -gate.

We can go beyond Frexit, Nexit, and Texit. We can even go beyond the obvious Exitgate when Boris Whatwrongwithhishair decides to postpone the Brexit indefinitely. The Occupy movement (is that still a thing?) will Occopy the Exit (jerks!). When President Trump gets crowned emperor, it will be a Hexit.

We should integrate it into our everyday language; after a day at the office, we wexit and have some freedom fries in the nearby friettent. If somebody doesn’t text you back it’s a texit (as opposed to when they do and it’s a textit). We no longer get rejected at a bar, it’s a sexit.

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