Britxit? Britnexit? We need to somehow cash in on the current “suffix everything with exit” craze and the massive Britney Spears fandom. Better suggestions for a good portmanteau? What should the concept mean? A monetization plan will also be useful. Perhaps a tie-in […]

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I thought my days of submitting to conferences were done, but I guess not. It’s roughly a britnillion times easier to submit stuff to industrial conferences; you don’t even need to bother writing an actual paper. […]

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“The user admin/admin is configured. You probably don’t need to update the password; nobody is going to guess the default admin password in a production environment.” Sarcasm in documentation. Will people get it? Should I be writing documentation after 4 hours of sleep? […]

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I hope that the one good thing to come out of the Brexit is the media becoming as enamored with it as they are with everything -gate. We can go beyond Frexit, Nexit, and Texit. We can even go beyond the obvious Exitgate […]

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Breaking: Nigel Farage has been crowned prime minister of the Untied Kingdom; announces first order of business is to use the £350M they save on weekly EU membership fees to print passive-aggressive flyers saying “fuck you” in all EU languages and dump them […]

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