Nothing like a bit of clothes shopping at 7 in the morning. In unrelated news, the Britney online store has free magnets on orders over $50 or so. […]
Category: Status Updates
Unless, of course, you’re a Christian nut and believes the world is 6000 years old, or a Last Thursdayist believing it to be 6 days old. […]
Sometimes, I upgrade my software only because the new version has a prettier splash screen. My main motivation for looking into upgrading Eclipse is the very colorful splash screen of Eclipse Neon. […]
I tried sprucing up my time reporting by changing the front-end language of SAP to Finnish. For whatever reason I can’t seem to make the setting stick. Anybody knows how to do that? It’s some shitty web portal thing. […]
Henceforth, I shall misabuse the word “misabuse” in place of “use.” And I’ll insist that “use” is archaic and people should just learn to count negations modulo two. […]
Why do vacation auto-responders contain “thank you for your mail?” Nobody is happy to receive mail. Here’s a new template you can copy and paste instead of that: Dear Sender, I’m off and I’m not going to read your mail. When I get back, I plan to spend all morning looking at vacation photos during […]