…Baby One More Time was released 6604 days ago today, or exactly how old I was on that October day in 1998. That means that going forward, I will have been a Britney Spears fan for more than half of my life. […]
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You just keep being you, Russia. (с = s, и = i) […]
Facebook, in a poorly masked attempt to get me to post more, reminds me, today is three years I had my last working day in academia. In celebration, I’d like to share that the secret to success is to upsell your laziness as knowledge of algorithms and delegation. […]
Neat! I just noticed that if you spell sraeps naej yentirb backwards it says… well, try it. It’s really unexpected and cool! […]
When doing a deployment at 6.15 feels like sleeping in, you’ve set the bar low. Like, Mailund dancing limbo low. […]
Serious question: if you were to hire a drunk monkey to make important life-altering decisions for you, which qualities would you look for? Aside from the obvious like name, nationality, age, favorite booze, how early in the day they start drinking, the type of monkey, and hat size. I need at least 128 bits of […]