People spend 1000000000 hours/day watching YouTube. That’s ~1630 lives lost/day, or over twice the number expected lost due to global warming by 2050. […]
Category: Status Updates
Someday, I’ll design a multi-tiered banking system written in PHP. I’ll call the backend Hitler and the frontend Stalin. That way, the backend guys can claim “Hitler did nothing wrong” and the frontend guys can say “Stalin did not kill millions.” Both will be terribly wrong because everything is wrong about PHP. […]
I’m Poppy – Official Lyric Video
Monday challenge: put this song on repeat. The winner is whoever lasts the longest without going crazy or switching to something else. In best doublespeak manner, the winner is the loser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4vUxVwb_G8 […]
Why don’t we have empty or old moons? […]
Everybody’s dressed up. A kid as an adult. A guy as a guy wearing a hat advertising beer. A woman as a tent. Another kid as a brony. Me? I’m dressed up as an adult who has to pretend to be knowledgeable for 10 minutes in Rotterdam. […]