Someday, I’ll design a multi-tiered banking system written in PHP. I’ll call the backend Hitler and the frontend Stalin. That way, the backend guys can claim “Hitler did nothing wrong” and the frontend guys can say “Stalin did not kill millions.” Both will be terribly wrong because everything is wrong about PHP. […]

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Everybody’s dressed up. A kid as an adult. A guy as a guy wearing a hat advertising beer. A woman as a tent. Another kid as a brony. Me? I’m dressed up as an adult who has to pretend to be knowledgeable for 10 minutes in Rotterdam. […]

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