The new ransomware threat is truly terrible!

I’ve been scouring¹⁾ the net for a good screenshot for my desktop background, but all I have been able to find are terrible photos that look like they were made from space by NASA with a 90s area Nokia cameraphone.

Will I have to resort to an “ironic” Minion and/or wine picture like some old aunt? I don’t know how we as a people move on from this…

1) well, two half-assed Google searches, but still…