I really need a mnemonic to remember which of “everytime” and “perfume” is the office speaker and which is the kitchen speaker. For obvious reasons, I know that “big fat bass” is the living room one. […]
Category: Status Updates
Improved pickup line: Hey baby, I’ve lost my credit card number, can I have yours? […]
Lol, your space age is the first 16 digits of your credit card number times 10000 plus the last 4 digits of the expiration date, the whole thing times 10000 plus your CVV2. This is unbelievable! Please post yours below so we can laugh together! […]
The biggest advantage to using Puppet for provisioning that if you squint, like, a lot, you can pretend it’s really Poppy. […]
The new ransomware threat is truly terrible! I’ve been scouring¹⁾ the net for a good screenshot for my desktop background, but all I have been able to find are terrible photos that look like they were made from space by NASA with a 90s area Nokia cameraphone. Will I have to resort to an “ironic” […]
Nerf guns are for beginners at office battles. Also suitable for kids at school. […]