Just watched that Youtube 2017 Rewind thing. Didn’t those things use to matter? Or at least show videos or events you’d remember?

Now, I see just one channel I know and like (Poppy) and 6 I know of and hate and half a britnillion channels nobody sane ever cared about in the least.

And everybody looks like stock photo-people, just waiting to come out of their pods and smile at salads.

No, I’m not getting old. Fuck you.