I propose that “kerning” be spelled “keming.” Who sets up the change.org and Kickstarter? […]
Category: Status Updates
Just watched that Youtube 2017 Rewind thing. Didn’t those things use to matter? Or at least show videos or events you’d remember? Now, I see just one channel I know and like (Poppy) and 6 I know of and hate and half a britnillion channels nobody sane ever cared about in the least. And everybody […]
After a day of studying, I felt like doing something completely dumb and downloaded a retarded American comedy from iTunes. A little too highbrow, so now I’m doubling down on retardation and writing some code to compute statistics for the Bitcoin blockchain. I was once studying with a guy who saw a dog and exclaimed: […]
Fun facts: the British islands are named after pop sensation Britney Spears. The “brexit” everybody is talking about refer to the fact that Britney is terminating her Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollywood. Britney is 1/4 British (her grandmother was born in England), yet she still against genetics has pretty teeth. […]
I swear iTunes felt that I’m wearing all black today… Two Britpop wrist-cutting Emo bands in a row – is it even legal to play Suede in the year 2017? […]