If Easter gets us half a week off because of the death of one Jewish dude, what does the second world war get us? […]
Month: March 2018
Who says toilet time can’t be productive time? Just requested an offer for lowering my mortgage interest from the comfort of my ceramic throne. I wonder what people did before iPads and wireless internet? Hurl mud at their tree-dwelling relatives from their garden shit-shed while pondering the sensibility of their recent move from the ocean, […]
Y̶o̶u̶Tube
If you notice an uptick in upload of videos from me, that's because I've decided to rehost all the videos I've previously uploaded to YouTube and host them myself. The reason is that some douchebag posted a video in the Japanese suicide forest, so YouTube decided that everybody but the idiot should suffer. Concretely, that […]
Easter is that magical time of year, where we get to choose which is more likely: that Jesus got hanged for our sins or that rabbits lay chocolate eggs. I for one see a lot of chocolate eggs in the supermarket and remarkably few hipsters hanging from the street lights… […]
Sure we’ve come a long way as a species since our ancestors were eating in the trees and fornicating on the ocean bed, but whenever I have to clean my bathroom I can’t help but long for those simpler times of vinyl records and a shitting-shed in the garden. […]
Earth Hour
This time, I won’t be observing Earth Hour between 02:00 and 03:00, but have instead set up this neat routine. […]