Anybody wanna go see famed teen-pop boy-band Metallica? Pre-sale starts today at 9. It’s June 11 in Amsterdam. […]
Category: Status Updates
Maybe we should appropriate the FreeKevin campaign for K-Fed. The biggest problem is show we change the mindshare so the “Kevin” part is viewed as a negative and the “Free” doesn’t mean ”free as in freedom” but instead “free as in what you are worth.” […]
Proposal: whenever a train hits a person, the train driver is to yell “ketchup,” and continue as if nothing happened. I’ll negotiate the word yelled. […]
The new Apple Watch is nice and all, but no existing complication works with the new fancy watch faces, and old applications look ridiculous when auto-scaled. Also, the new “infograph” watch face is elegant a bit in the same way as the cheap “elegant” “diamond” watch covers I got off of Ali for €6. […]
Just passed by a dierenambulance. Why is that a thing? Which function does an ambulance for animals perform that’s not better served with a shotgun and a subscription to Meat Monthly? […]
Pro tip: a good safeword for meetings is “blockchain,” because there is no reason anybody should say that otherwise. […]