Today, I learned, there’s a kind of bird called ”kea.” They are apparently really adept at using tools which means they’ll probably rise against humanity real soon now. I write about the uprising in my new Asimov-inspired novella-collection “I, kea.” […]
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Britney Spears Teases ‘Huge Announcement’ on ‘Ellen’: Watch
Before we get our hopes up for “Ten,” let’s consider how much more likely it’s just 1) she’s preggers or 2) another perfume because we need another “curious” or “fantasy.” https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/pride/8479625/britney-spears-teases-huge-announcement-on-ellen […]
I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Britney Spears should do a collaboration with Gary Larson called Make Me Moo. […]
Apparently, the collective noun for “drones” is “congregation,” though that seems to be for the male bee type of drones. I think helicopterier drones are more crow-like, so the collective for the electronic kind of drones should be murder. “Is that a murder […]
Yesterday, iTunes alerted me to Uma Kompton. I’m at the same time sad I didn’t hear of her before and elated that the same internet that gave us Justine Bieber, Carl Rae Jepsen, Rebecca Black, and Poppy also can give us something(?) like […]
Gotta applaud myself for my excellent humor. We have to request passes for work during the Dutch Design Week, so I put the very reasonable reason: “I’m by bike and can climb fences, but preferably not at the same time.” I’ve done both […]