Happy conspicuous consumption day! What have you got to fill the empty void where your soul used to be? I got spiffy posters with Britney, and before the day is over, I’m certain I’ll also have ordered some cheap trinkets from China. […]
Category: Status Updates
Rebecca Black – Friday
The yearly celebration of RE/BL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 […]
Breaking news: May renames Brexit effort “ministry of silly talks.” […]
I think HoTMaiL should change names to HotMeal. They wouldn’t have to change anything else, they could still just serve spam. […]
Have you ever felt like making yourself a neat coconut bra, but less because of the fashionable garment? Today I did. Feel like it that is; my supermarket doesn’t seem to sell coconuts and I really just wanted to smash one up and snack on it while studying. […]
I made the mistake of testing out beds instead of just randomly buying one untested from the internet like a normal human being. That resulted in picking one because it was very comfortable instead of based on looks. Now I have a very ugly (but comfortable) bed. […]