I propose we simplify Facebook, and replace all the groups/pages by just two: “virtue signaling” and “nazis.” For anybody who is all “you can’t just, like, put people into boxes” we make the third group “hipsters.” […]
Category: Status Updates
Fun fact: if you spell and pronounce it differently, “stranger” becomes “friend.” So does “ebola,” so we probably shouldn’t take any deep life lessons from linguistic non-facts. […]
I’m certain Google has it out for me. Yesterday, it decided I was a car, and sent me on a 15 km detour. It then kept suggesting to “turn left” while riding on the right side of a canal. It also decided to try having me cross a death-bridge to get onto a non-existing forest […]
What’s with calling it THE Hague. Sure, it is definitely A Hague, but the prototype Hague? Debatable. A better Hague would be placed closer to home. […]
Proposal: Tanksgiving. It’s like Thanksgiving, except everybody gets an Армата. Slogan: “Make Rebecca Black Friday REALLY black by burning down the everything.” […]
Proposal: let’s pave over then entire Western half of the country. That way, the train won’t have to go thru tunnels and interrupt my music. […]