When they remake The Matrix, I hope they have Michael Bay do it. And really expand on that stupid vampire subplot nobody wanted. Of course, Neo will be a transsexual black woman (played by Oprah, maybe?) and 90% of the movie will be the shitty Zion dance scene nobody asked for but instead of techno, it’s Nyan Cat/dubstep for 2 hours.

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