I just realized that if you play The Beatles’ Help backwards, they are singing PLEH. That, of course, is an abbreviation of “Paul Lives Eternally, Hipsters,” not only proving he wasn’t killed by CIA in 1966, it also predicted the emergence of hipsters already in 1965. Spooky! […]

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Today I learned that video games are real. This morning, the front wheel fell off my bike, so I had to walk 15 minutes to work and then 45 minutes to find a bike shop to get it fixed (third time was the charm). Those 5 km were of course enjoyable on a knee working […]

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When they remake The Matrix, I hope they have Michael Bay do it. And really expand on that stupid vampire subplot nobody wanted. Of course, Neo will be a transsexual black woman (played by Oprah, maybe?) and 90% of the movie will be the shitty Zion dance scene nobody asked for but instead of techno, […]

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When they remake The Matrix, I hope they have Michael Bay do it. And really expand on that stupid vampire subplot nobody wanted. Of course, Neo will be a transsexual black woman (played by Oprah, maybe?) and 90% of the movie will be the shitty Zion dance scene nobody asked for but instead of techno, […]

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