Tee-hee, they put Denmark in vodka Europe. […]
Category: Status Updates
Smelling my clothes makes me think Pharrell Williams should have named his song “Hoppy.” […]
Theory: the like button is the equivalent of saying: I have no intelligent comeback or input but I acknowledge you said something. […]
I have faith in other people – perhaps even to an unhealthy extent. For example, I didn’t even check him my drunk self packed my suitcase last night. […]
The worst part: this ain’t my first time checking in a bag solely because I’m trafficking beer. […]
The worst part: this ain’t my first time checking in a bag solely because I’m trafficking beer. […]