If Easter gets us half a week off because of the death of one Jewish dude, what does the second world war get us? […]
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Who says toilet time can’t be productive time? Just requested an offer for lowering my mortgage interest from the comfort of my ceramic throne. I wonder what people did before iPads and wireless internet? Hurl mud at their tree-dwelling relatives from their garden shit-shed while pondering the sensibility of their recent move from the ocean, […]
Easter is that magical time of year, where we get to choose which is more likely: that Jesus got hanged for our sins or that rabbits lay chocolate eggs. I for one see a lot of chocolate eggs in the supermarket and remarkably few hipsters hanging from the street lights… […]
Sure we’ve come a long way as a species since our ancestors were eating in the trees and fornicating on the ocean bed, but whenever I have to clean my bathroom I can’t help but long for those simpler times of vinyl records and a shitting-shed in the garden. […]
Earth Hour
This time, I won’t be observing Earth Hour between 02:00 and 03:00, but have instead set up this neat routine. […]