So, riddle me this: how can a dodgeball-supervisor (“gym teacher”) need 50% preparation time? How can a clay-playing superintendent (“arts teacher”) spend 12 hours to prepare one week of child-play? How can a meatball-lieutenant (“home economics teacher”) only be expected to work 25 hours/week? These are all primary school teachers. Anybody supporting the teachers in […]
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Dear technology companies, Now it the time! The world is ready. Please introduce a 27″ flat-screen monitor that can be folded and to take up less space than a pack of gum, weigh less than an anorectic child actress, and cost less than a bleached, tramp-stamped girl at the disco at 4 in the night. […]
Britrific. Found a washing machine, so if I were female I’d be all set for fun free time activities. More to the point, it means I only have to bring half as many clothes next time, leaving more room for booze. […]
Anybody else unable to enable 2-step verification for Apple ID? […]
Which kind of posts will there be more of in the next 24 hours? a) posts bitching about the new timeline just activated? b) posts bitching about posts bitching about the new timeline? c) awkward ironically distancing, but really contributing to the problem, stupid meta posts like this one? […]
Britsome! We can now use some of our excessive computing power to make modern, easily-readable flat-screens looks as shitty as an early 80s TV hooked up to a computer with the processing power of a wristwatch.
Britsome! We can now use some of our excessive computing power to make modern, easily-readable flat-screens looks as shitty as an early 80s TV hooked up to a computer with the processing power of a wristwatch. And look at moving pictures. It’s like motion-blur-speedingly-fast: Not to mention this effect which makes everything jump […]