Dear Microsoft, whoever told you, this would be a clever user-interface design failed you! Why are you hiding the interesting part of the name from me? Why do I have to manually enlarge the Type column every B-dammit time just to see the part of the name, I want? For this abomination, I give you […]
WTF is wrong with NRGi (my electricity provider). Did they just get a truckload of electronical transactions with a best before data in a week? Why, og why, would anybody even consider making a DKK 0,00 transaction? Who approved the system that thinks this is a good idea? The positive and negative transactions sort of […]
In this post I am in no way trying to define art – whenever I write art, you’re welcome to read almost anything you want, be it music, paintings, crap in a can, soccer matches, movies or something completely else. It’s no secret, I’m not for a large state supplying everything and demanding huge taxes […]
Nobody wants to hear more about it! It’s polluting the news worse than any soviet mid-70s coal power plant could ever pollute the air. I’m, of course talking about the climate conference (yeah, not gonna dignify them by a link) thats causing criminality to go unpunished in the civilized parts of Denmark thanks to all […]
While shopping for the Friday bar, we stumbled upon this abonimation. The text reads “Principe! Chosen with care. Root crop chips Mix. Parsnips, beetroots, and potatoes.” The abomination is produced in southern Sweden.
Let me tell you a small story that hopefully can give you and idea of how truly despicable the taste of the beetroot chips is. Imagine you go to the doctor because you feel nauseous. You think it’s just a cold, but to be really sure you don’t have the Mexican Pest (aka. the pig flu), you decide to get checked up. When the doctor comes to tell you the result of your test, you jokingly ask if you have the Mexican Flu… […]
This morning, we could read in the papers that Helle Thorning, the threat to decency and second in command of the red faction in Denmark (next only to foreman Villy), was happy that the red-green chamber of horrors had won the election in Norway. This evening, we can then read that they didn’t. Actually the […]