I wonder which sport is normally played at Mönchengladbach stadium. I’m guessing either juggling or synchronized swimming. […]
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We were told to walk in two lines towards the entrance by the German guards in blue uniforms. That’s perfectly safe, right? […]
Panic! My AirBnB flaked out and I only had a narrow window of 2 hours to shower and to get to the venue. booking.com doesn’t have anything available, so afyer running around to two hotels (full), I had to resort to calling around and got a place where my very German “Sprechen Sie English” was […]
The fuck Google!?! First, the road stopped being horizontal. Then, it stopped being paved. Now, it grew fricking stairs. What do you take me for? A helicopter? […]
It may be the late evening speaking, but I just had an idea… given the history of jerks jumping in front of trains Tran sporting me to Britney concerts, maybe I should just take my bike… I mean, I’m young, I could probably bike 95 km and then stand up for 10 hours only interrupted […]
Brownies: no longer just for recreational drug use, it’s also what’s for dinner today. I’m an adult; I can have cake for dinner. […]