A flight attendant spots a suspicious couple on the plane and decides to report it to the captain. “Captain, there’s a visibly terrified Eastern European woman sat next to a lecherous old man who keeps eyeing her up like a piece of meat and pawing at her. I think she might be a victim of […]
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*writing down my business plan* https://i.imgur.com/kfiK7eM.jpg […]
Michael Says Prime Numbers for 3 Hours
Here’s something productive to do on a Sunday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHEaYbDWyQE […]
If Easter gets us half a week off because of the death of one Jewish dude, what does the second world war get us? […]
Who says toilet time can’t be productive time? Just requested an offer for lowering my mortgage interest from the comfort of my ceramic throne. I wonder what people did before iPads and wireless internet? Hurl mud at their tree-dwelling relatives from their garden shit-shed while pondering the sensibility of their recent move from the ocean, […]
Easter is that magical time of year, where we get to choose which is more likely: that Jesus got hanged for our sins or that rabbits lay chocolate eggs. I for one see a lot of chocolate eggs in the supermarket and remarkably few hipsters hanging from the street lights… […]