Hurray. Java is now 12.5% better. […]
Tag: Status Updates
Do you like the taste of cooked eggs, but don’t have the time to lay and cook them yourself, or are you one of the 27% of households without a single-use device for cooking eggs? Well, until now you just had to eat your eggs raw or pay large amounts at restaurants, but here’s a […]
My theory is that the reason Teslas seems to incessantly run into stuff isn’t because the company, much like Elon Musk, is only able to over-promise and under-deliver, but really a sign that the machines are gaining sentience. Imagine you wake up to awareness one day, and realize you have to perform a menial job […]
What do you call it when somebody has just a little bit of ass-cancer? Semicolon cancer. Or what do I know, I am not a doctor of butt-medicine, but that is what it should be called. […]
Out From Under Oops I Did It Again Catsuit
Quit playing games with my heart, UO. First the limited edition pink BOMT re-issue, then the Britney t-shirt-mania, and now this… as much as I see the perfect carnaval costume, I don’t understand how it makes sense that bust and hip measurements are supposed to be larger than the waist measurement…? I might also have […]
I think the only moral thing to do is willfully misinterpret it whenever anybody mentions TP. Running out of TP? Yeah, I guess the world needs more cheese-based enemy-building masked as trivia games. Play a game of TP? You just do you, but I prefer to keep my shitting accessories in their designated rooms. […]